Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Dear Parking Garage Lady

Dear Parking Garage Lady,

Thank you for being the most stressful part of getting radiation every day.  The way that you carry out your cashier duties while simultaneously remaining oblivious to the customer is something that should be taught in every business school.  I can sympathize with the fact the you are forced to sit in 4'x5' box from 3am to 11am with nothing to do but read a book.  We wrote a poem for you today I apologize if does not rhyme sometimes.   It is titled 6 dimes, 2 nickels, and 5 pennies.

Why are you so grouchy?
Did you fall down and get an ouchie?
The sign says $1 and $5 appreciated yet you demand exact change.
 I'm sorry I made you put your book down.
You never smile so I never know if there is a tooth in your parking booth!


Sincerely,
Kim and Russell and sometimes Jacob

ps. Where do you park when you come to work?

2 comments:

  1. I think I've met that lady before!!! Grouchy poor soul...bless her heart! Give her all pennies next time! ;)

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  2. Word. That's what I'm talkin 'bout.

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